"so i creep, yeaaaa"

i've never really believed much in horoscopes,
but my horoscope on twitter has been freaking me out lately.
it always fits perfectly into how i feel and what's going on.
weird!
here's mine for today.
HOROSCOPE

yesterday i was late to work.
throwing up my guts is not fun.

i'm going shopping in nashville with blake today.
except i'm not really shopping, because i'm fucking broke.
it sucks so bad.
i'm like falling back into debt.
i need a 2nd job.
someone help!!

i need more dance parties very soon please.